Taylor Swift is back with her much-anticipated new single, ‘Look What You Made Me Do.’ The pop star defiantly announces the Swift you thought you knew, has left the building. USA TODAY
The old Taylor Swift might not be as dead as she claims.
Swift posted a video Thursday that features a voice narrating her daily activities, like hanging out with her cat Olivia Benson, which seems like a very old-Taylor Swift thing to do.
Some parts of her routine are perfectly relatable. For lunch, she has, as the narrator accurately puts it, “one of those kale rice bowl thingies.”
Other parts of her day are not so relatable. Her schedule on this day includes, apparently, fighting Andy Samberg. After he bumps into her in the hallway, they duel in a Bad Blood-esque fight scene.
But no one messes with Swift. She sends Samberg flying through a wall and then decides to reward herself with some cookie dough, as we all do after beating up on famous actors.
In the last few seconds of the video, she also accidentally locks herself in a closet, crawls through an air vent and falls from the ceiling into a studio, where she proceeds to perform a new song.
Just your average day in the life of Taylor Swift.