– What up world? It’s me Brizzy, and I have become obsessed lately with a little game called Overwatch. Overwatch is a first person shooter that is similar to a MOBA in my mind, in the fact that it has different heroes, different characters you can play as, that have different abilities. You’re used to first person shooters being all like military based, and you know, dark, and not super colorful.
But in true Blizzard fashion Overwatch is super colorful, and the characters are really fun, and I just, I became a little obsessed with it over beta and now the beta is over, and I have to wait two weeks until the game officially comes out and I can play it non stop. So to fill that void until the game comes back into my life on May 24th, I am going to do impressions of all of the heroes. So I realize that the male impressions are going to be completely inaccurate, let’s just get that out of the way, they’re gonna be bad. But hopefully the female impressions will be kind of okay, and then you can just laugh at me for the male voices, it’ll be great. Also, let’s consider this my informal audition to Blizzard to voice a future hero of Overwatch. Hey, how’s it going? Let’s give it a go. (speaking in Japanese) (speaking in Japanese) The dragon and I are one.
(speaking in Japanese) I can’t speak Japanese. I’m the quick, you’re the dead. It’s high noon. I’m not good. Not bad. But I sure as hell ain’t ugly. (laughing) Put your security in my hands. I keep the peace. Rocket jump? That sounds dangerous. Justice rains from above! Sorry, but I need to jet. Get it? ‘Cause she has a jet pack? Okay. What are you looking at? Haven’t I killed you somewhere before? (laughing) Best pickup line ever.
Die, die, die! (mouth noises) I’ve still got it. You want something done right, you gotta do it yourself. (laughing) I’ve got you in my sights. All eyes on me. She shoots, she scores. The world could always use more heroes. Cheers love, the cavalry’s here. Ever get that feeling of deja vu? (mouth noises) It’s not unlike BB-8. Flow like water. I do what I must. I choose you, spirit dragon. It’s a Pokemon reference. (speaking in Japanese) (mouth noises) (laughing) That was supposed to be the dragon. Oh don’t mind me, I was only taking five. Definitely not thinking about blowing something up. It’s hard to just sit around knowing there’s someone out there that needs to be blown up. Remember, remember, what the heck was I saying again? I love it. The hunter lays a trap for his prey. It’s a perfect day for some mayhem. Hang in there.
Everyday is a new adventure. Overcome all obstacles. Hey, chill out! Sorry, sorry, um, sorry, sorry. You have to let it go. They made a Frozen reference. We got Pokemon, we got Frozen, we got, other things I’m sure that I’m not aware of. Hard work pays off. For the last time, I’m Swedish. Don’t get caught with your beard in the letterbox. What? Draw them into my web. Chercher la femme ( French ) Let them eat cake. À la vie, à la mort ( French ) Looks like the party is over. When I was a girl, I had a fear of spiders. I was told they felt no emotion. That their hearts never beat. Love D.Va. D.Va one, bad guys, zero. The best things in life come in small packages. Winky face. Is this easy mode? Nerf this. Bring me another.
(laughing) Catch phrase. Welcome to the apocalypse. What’s mine is mine. Say bacon one more time. Primal punch. That’s my primal punch. To the moon and back. Did someone say peanut butter? No, I do not want banana. Same, Winston, same. Get down, give me twenty. I am the strongest woman in the world. I am mother Russia. I will break you. In Russia, game plays you. Can you hear me now? Give yourself to the rhythm.
I’m not hearing that noise. Turn it up in my headphones. I’ll send you my consultation fee. The doctor will see you now. I’m not a miracle worker. Well, not always. Would you like my professional opinion? I will go where I’m most needed. Heroes never die. Do not believe everything you see. You lack imagination. If I can think it, I can create it. Reality is my playground. We are in harmony. I dreamt I was a butterfly. Life is more than a series of ones and zeroes. So that’s it, that’s all of the heroes in Overwatch. If you watched this without knowing anything about Overwatch, I heartily recommend it, comes out May 24th. And we can play together, I stream on Twitch live. Twitch.tv/brizzyvoices, and when it comes back out, of course, I will be streaming it, quite a bit, so maybe we can play together. That’s it, subscribe if you haven’t subscibbled, look, I’m Laina now, that’s just the first thing that came to my head. And I’ll see you next week with a brand new video.
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